Buckle up, or strap in, or whatever you normally do each Thursday because we have a roller-coaster of True Romance this week.
Carmen Electra is handing out threesome advice, a married cop is off the force after an on-duty affair with another officer, a bizarre story of a woman sleeping with her future son-in-law requires an investigation of its own.
It’s a full slate. We have another song this week, which, with your help, could become part of what we do around here.
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First up, and before we start getting too deep into it, is Carmen Electra. She made her return to Playboy after 30 years as an advisor and was asked various questions, one of which happened to be from a guy in his early 50s with 28 years of marriage under his belt.
The kids are out of the house and now is the time to ask his wife for a threesome. The problem is he doesn’t know how to ask.
Here’s Carmen’s answer: “That’s a tricky question. I mean, has your wife ever kissed another woman? Do you see her flirting with women? Is she comfortable around other women?”
She continued, “If she is, then maybe you could kind of ask her, but if you do decide to ask her, I would do it like this: ‘You’re my queen, and everything you say goes in the bedroom, so if we bring someone else into the picture, we’re going to be all about you.’ Because you don’t want your wife to ever feel like you’re more into the other person—that’s going to be a disaster, so you’ve got to make her the queen of it. You guys have to pleasure her and make her feel like it’s all about her, and then she’ll be cool with it.”
Best of luck to him as he works up the nerve to use Carmen Electra’s advice. Let’s get into the rest of the romance this week.
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Almost four years ago now, officer Lisa Vidrios and her husband were making headlines for being the first married couple to graduate together from the Metro Police Academy.
It was at that time, she said, while representing the graduating class, “I came here to Nashville with my family, and my husband included, who is also now a member of the Metro Police Department with me. We have three children together — ages 6, 4, and 1 years old — and we love spending time as a family and doing everything we can throughout the city of Nashville.”
Fast-forward to this week and Lisa Vidrios is making headlines for resigning from the Metro Nashville Police Department force after she admitted to “serious departmental violations, including conduct unbecoming an officer,” reports WKRN.
This reported admission comes as the result of an investigation into “inappropriate sexual activity while on duty.” An added element to the story is the fact that these unapproved activities weren’t with her husband.
According to an investigative summary from the Office of Professional Accountability, a complaint was submitted against Vidrios and an unnamed 18-year veteran officer back on May 26, 2025.
The two, according to the investigative report, had sex on duty in a MNPD vehicle and in the middle school where Vidrios was a school resource officer.
This affair, reports WKRN, began between the 37-year-old married mom and the veteran officer of almost two decades in May 2025. The two reportedly had multiple sexual encounters during this time.
Some of them were recorded, and the report states that Vidrios’ phone contains video of the two having sex in her school resource officer’s office at the middle school.
Staff can be heard talking outside the door and Vidrios admitted in a written statement that “kids were inside the building during this time.”
There was also video, according to the OPA’s report, of the two having sex in the male officer’s police vehicle, which Vidrios said happened twice.
The Office of Professional Accountability hasn’t been able to interview the 18-year veteran of the force because he filed for an injury-on-duty pension that was approved earlier this year and prevented an interview from taking place.
As for Vidrios, she agreed to a settlement for the violations of MNPD policy. She served a 30-day suspension then resigned from the force.
This just goes to show you how quickly you can be led down a much different path when you let romance lead the way. It’s a classic tale of the heart overpowering the mind and better judgment.
This isn’t the first time this has taken an officer in uniform off course, and it won’t be the last. Nobody planned for one half of the first married couple to graduate from the academy together to end up off the force in less than five years due to an affair.
It played out that way anyway. Sometimes all you can do is wish them luck. I have a feeling she’ll be just fine.
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After we somehow managed to stick the landing on the officer affair, we’re going to attempt to do so again with a woman who says she slept with her future son-in-law. I’m not making any guarantees that we’ll pull it off.
This one is admittedly a touch on the more bizarre side. She’s a married 55-year-old mom who has embraced the swinging lifestyle for the last 15 years. Neither Amanda’s husband nor her daughter had an issue with this “hot romp,” as the Daily Star so eloquently referred to it as.
“The idea was his,” she said of the hot romp with her future son-in-law. “We all have fantasies and part of the lifestyle is experiencing those. The situation made the sex even hotter.”
What did her daughter think of the entire thing? According to Amanda, she was on board with it. Why wouldn’t she be?
She said, “Everything in the lifestyle is about consent, so she (his partner) was completely on board and enjoyed the outcome.”
Sure she was. If you can’t have a hot romp with mom, are you really the one? Most people skip this part and maybe that’s why the divorce rate is so high.
Who am I to say? I’m not an expert on the matter. I’ll leave that up to others to decide. What I do know is there’s no chance he doesn’t become her son-in-law now. The real question is, can he make it last with the daughter?
We’ve got another song to get to this week, so I’m not going to go into a big introduction about the married boss hooking up with your coworker here.
Here are some stories and what to look for in your own workplace. Step one: take your head out of the sand. Take it away Reddit:
– Deep in the Heart of Texas writes:
Sean,
With last week’s column that ended with the “logical choice” discussion and follow up this week by MP from Staunton, Virginia with that Huey Lewis “Stuck with You” video . . .
I recommend considering the “Three Loves Theory” which is summed up well by Google AI:
The three people you date, according to this framework, serve the following purposes:
1. The Idealistic Love (Fairy Tale)
2. The Hard Love (The Lesson)
3. The Grounded Love (The Unexpected One)
I would summarize the three as “Passion, Pain, and Peace”.
Do our OutKick friends agree? Can you remember the three that fall into these categories? Did you marry the right one?
Another song along the same logical choice lines, “Escape” (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
SeanJo
Someone gets what we’re doing here every week. Thanks for sending this my way. Is there a chance that you can experience all three with the same person?
Also, I’m starting to get into the idea of a weekly song. Including one with your email was a nice touch.
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That’s all I have this week. Feel free to reach out, anonymously if you prefer, at sean.joseph@outkick.com. Send me whatever you want, including a song for next week.
