2. Cody Rhodes: “Mentor. Beat him.”
3. CM Punk: “[Bleeped word I believe started with a ’c’]. Beat him.”
4. Mistico: “Douchebag. And I beat him at Grand Slam Mexico. We all saw it. The ref was very weird about it. I think we had a second match, I can’t remember if we did, but — yeah, I guess that’s a good spot for him. Solid. He’s the second biggest draw in Mexico, like right behind me.”
5. Konosuke Takeshita: “Good kid. Beat him. He’s got something, I think. He’s got potential.”
6. Hangman Adam Page: “Dork. Can never be the AEW World champion ever again. And I beat him.”
7. Yota Tsuji: [Swinton accidentally prompts Friedman with the next name here, but then says Tsuji’s name] “Oh, you skipped him because New Japan’s not a real company. [Lyric tells him that Tsuji is currently a reigning World champion] ”On what planet? A World champion of being skinny fat.“
8. Trick Williams: “I would love to get back to my boy Trick Williams at number eight… Talk about a guy who’s only been on television a very short period of time. I got to meet Trick at LaGuardia Airport… we chopped it up a little bit, got to hang with him again recently at my friend Dip’s par-tay. He’s just a good guy. I like him. I know this is more than five words, but great guy, boatload of potential – nothing to bad to say there.”
9. Oba Femi: “Another guy that’s represented by my guy, Brian Dipperstein. Great dude. And very large, a very large man, and another guy with a boatload of potential.”
10. Gunther: “So, great guy. Pretty upset about the John Cena match — still am. John Cena’s the second greatest professional wrestler of all-time behind me. And to just see John go out like that was real upsetting, so didn’t love it. Didn’t love it. But, I mean, Gunther’s probably the hardest hitting pro wrestler in the game, besides me of course. Really talented, tough S.O.B. In the words of AEW commentator extraordinaire Jim Ross, he’s tougher than a $2 steak.”
