I just saw a clip of Roseanne on Piers Morgan show and it reminded me of this:

100 years ago Im waiting out front to go up at the Comedy Store and her limo rolls up. Which is SUPER tacky. Comedians DONT take limos to do a set at the Comedy Store.. Its just one of those weird comedian things you dont do.

She gets out starts walking in my direction and I say hey whats up girl. Shes WASTED! Im talking black out drunk! (Now I knew why she took a limo) She pulls her arm back and Im like is Roseanne going to punch me? Her fist starts coming towards me and Im like I think she IS going to punch me.

I pull my head back so she barely catches me on the chin and she screams out WHERE IS THE BAR!? Which is even crazier then you think because it was literally 10 feet behind me. She staggers away and I look around to make sure everybody saw what just happened and NO ONE was looking! This was no doubt the greatest thing that had ever happened to me! There you go. My Roseanne story.