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The 2026 Met Gala once again delivered exactly what regular people have come to expect: bizarre costumes, confusing “statements,” and celebrities competing to look as ridiculous as possible.
And one headline sums up the event perfectly: “Body as masterpiece: Nipples, skeletons, and tattoos dominate at record-breaking Met Gala,” says the Guardian.
“All those words don’t belong together,” BlazeTV host Dave Landau comments on “Stu and Dave Do America,” before judging the celebrities’ looks for himself.
“I would say a very old, gross tuna ship,” he says of Madonna’s Gala look — which featured the singer dressed in all black, with long, messy black hair, and a hat with a pirate ship emerging from the top.
While Madonna’s look was the opposite of revealing, Kylie Jenner’s outfit was barely there at all.
Jenner’s look boasted nipples on the outside of her top, which BlazeTV host Stu Burguiere finds curious.
“I would say one of the goals of a bra … is you’re trying to downplay the nipplage,” Stu says.
“This is a bra with nipples built in on the outside and apparently something that her company makes,” he adds.
Bad Bunny was also in attendance, and he dressed as an old man with more defined wrinkles and bright white hair.
“There’s probably a statement in there, but I do not care enough to figure out what it is,” Stu says.
“I don’t either,” Dave agrees.
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