My impression of EVERY dumbass on planet earth…
Dumbass: OH HI police….Hi oh good!
Ya I want to report this guy, hes going online saying all this crazy shit, you have to stop him before someone gets hurt
Police: OH wow ok will take care of HIM… whats he saying?
Dumbass: Ya hes crazy! Hes going online and telling people he doesn’t want any more Americans dying!!!
Police: oh wow ok wait what? He said what?
Dumbass: Ya he says he doesn’t want anymore Americans to die hes crazy!
Police: Um ok sooo You DO want more Americans to die?
Dumbass: YES! what NO.. no no thats not what Im saying….. hes going online and saying he doesn’t want anymore Americans to die!
Police: Ya no I get it you already said that..He says he doesnt want anymore American people to die…OK Again… so you DO want Americans to die?
Dumbass: NOOOO I don’t want anyone to die…
Police: Ok so you don’t want people to die And HE doesn’t want people to die
Dumbass: RIGHT! What NOOOOOOO you don’t understand hes crazy! Oh You know what else hes racist!!!
Police: O OK well thats different if hes racist we can get him for hate crimes…So whos he racist against?
Dumbass: He racist against black people!………….Oh ya and white people to………..yaya and Hispanic people to ….hes racist against EVERYONE!
Police: Well Im sorry sir but you cant be racist against EVERYONE! Sounds more like hes just an asshole!
Dumbass: YA! See thats what Im saying hes crazy, OH YA AND GET THIS! He says hes an Angel and he has a video where he proves it!!!!! HES NUTS!!!
Police: O wow ok now where getting some where…So he IS nuts..So what you saw the video and he just acts like an idiot and doesn’t prove hes an Angel?
Dumbass: What? Well no I didn’t actually watch the video but hes lying…………
Police: Wait so If you didn’t watch the video where he PROVES hes an Angel why are you calling him crazy and that hes lying?
Dumbass: I just know because hes crazy!! (ALL FLUSTERD) You are stupid this is why I say defunde the police your no help at ALL!
Shall I go on? lmao
OH YA…Should I give you what Facebook says when he complains to them lol
Its pretty much EXACTLY the same!
